25 belachelijke uitspraken die alleen uit Kanye's mond kunnen komen

Je kan de laatste maanden niet om Kanye West heen. De zelfbenoemde stem van een generatie, alleskunner aka God zelf heeft zijn nieuwe album en zijn nieuwe modecollectie uitgebracht. Tussendoor heeft hij nog genoeg tijd om rare quotes de wereld in te slingeren. Vandaag zei hij nog dat hij geen recensie van blanke recensenten wilt zien over zijn nieuwe album The Life of Pablo. Het feit dat hij zichzelf zo serieus neemt is reden genoeg om zijn meest bizarre uitspraken op een rijtje te zetten. Probeer je lach maar eens in te houden!

1. 'When you’re the absolute best, you get hated on the most.'

2. 'One of my biggest Achilles heels has been my ego. And if I, Kanye West, can remove my ego, I think there’s hope for everyone.'

4. 'Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermès factory. Sh*t is real.'

5. ‘I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that’s living or breathing is number two.’

6. 'I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.'

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8. 'I think what Kanye West is going to mean is something similar to what Steve Jobs means. I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period. By a long jump. I honestly feel that because Steve has passed, you know, it’s like when Biggie passed and Jay Z was allowed to become Jay Z.'

9. 'I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it.'

'Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.'

14. ‘I paid my dues when I had to wear a kilt in Chicago, and friends would say, “What’s your boy got on?” but there are warriors that have killed people in kilts in the past.’

15. ‘I’m doing pretty good as far as geniuses go…I’m like a machine. I’m a robot. You cannot offend a robot.’

16. 'I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice.'

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18. ' You should only believe about 90 percent of what I say. As a matter of fact, don’t even believe anything that I’m saying at all. I could be completely fucking with you, and the world, the entire time.'

'I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.'

21. 'I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.'

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