De beste tips voor een potje stomende seks

redactie 29 nov 2016 Entertainment

Het internet is een mooie plek. Op Reddit hebben mensen het met elkaar over van alles en nog wat. Van de nieuwe ontwikkelingen in de NBA tot relaties en van Donald Trump tot seks. De gebruiker traegario stelde de vraag: ‘What’s one thing every man should know before having sex for the first time?’ Zijn vraag werd beantwoord door honderden andere gebruikers die wel tips en tricks voor hem hebben. Sommige zijn nuttig, anderen hilarisch. Wij hebben de beste reacties op zijn vraag voor je samengevat. 

Losgaan in een stomende sekspartij

PegasusCoffee: If you’re bad at dirty talk, there’s no shame in responding with an enthusiastic “uh-huh”. This, brought to you by the guy who responded to “Do you like that pussy?” with “Well, I certainly don’t hate it.” Don’t do that. 

Kawaii_Fart_Tits: It’s not porn. Don’t freak out if she doesn’t wail like a dying baboon the moment you even touch her. Unless she asks, don’t try to pound her into oblivion for 3 hours with a change in sex positions every 2 minutes, smack or spit on her vag, or get angry if/when she can’t orgasm. 

necluse: If you’re a guy, prioritize foreplay. Makes her feel more comfortable and prolongs the experience. If you’re a gal, don’t lie about orgasms. And show us what you like.

Knippen die nagels, mannen. Knippen.

pandaSmore: Trim your damn fingernails.

RedEyedChile: She might have to guide you in. Sometimes for a new pilot it like you’re flying blind. 

savagepika: Sometimes there’s funny noises. You don’t hear them in porn but they appear in real life. Your first time is probably going to be quick. Don’t beat yourself up over it.


nicorivas: Rhythm beats speed, intensity defeats power

OneNineRed: The average penis is 5.5 inches. You are big enough. She’s going to feel it, and it’s going to feel good. 80% of you being “the best she’s ever had” has nothing to do with penis size or technique, its all in her head and has to do with how amped she is to be having sex with you and how sexy she feels. so be sure to tell her how sexy she is, go down on her first, when you’re down there, offhandedly comment that she smells/tastes good. Make sure she knows how sexy you think she is. When you are going down on her and during sex LISTEN TO HER. Do more of what makes her moan and makes her say shit like “Keep doing that”. When she says “Keep doing that,” keep doing EXACTLY THAT. Don’t “do it” harder or faster or anything different. When you’re done, don’t forget the high-five.

O-O-_-_-_-: It’s warm in there. Warmer than you think it will be.

dose_response: How about a nice kiss? You don’t have to go stampeding towards the clitoris.

Stermworm: There will be awkward moments, don’t overthink things, have fun, communicate. Your body was designed to do this, let nature take over. 

joone_bug: Do not treat her clit like a scratch and win card.

secret_ninja2: A condom is much cheaper than 18 years of child support.

EarthExile: Express yourself, she wants you to. Guys who learn from porn tend to be really quiet and unresponsive while expecting wails of bliss from the woman. My gf tells me that she’s been turned off by guys in the past who would have sex and reach orgasm without making hardly any noise or saying anything. Apparently, it’s creepy. Let your partner know how you feel and how much you’re enjoying this.

Bron: the Chive

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