Je mag er nooit langer dan 10 minuten over doen om mij terug te appen<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\nWat zou jij doen wanneer je zo'n lijstje voor je kiezen krijgt? Hard wegrennen, alles weglachen of huilend met de gordijnen dicht een zak wokkels wegkanen? We vragen ons af wat deze jongen heeft gedaan om zo'n contract te krijgen. Wat hij ook gedaan mag hebben, zo'n contract rechtvaardigt niks. Om het nog erger te maken, de originele versie heeft nog allerlei tekeningetjes erbij staan. Eng.\r\n\r\n[caption id=\"attachment_99076\" align=\"alignnone\" width=\"634\"] Foto: Twitter[\/caption]"},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Een relatie hebben is leuk. Lekker tegen je meisje aanschuren wanneer je in bed…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":99078,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[56367,56368,76,26,17868],"yst_prominent_words":[3086,5362,56344,29063,56330,56332,56331,56333,3120,2504,11271,2949,2188,56053,3196,56341,56340,56343,21552,56348],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99059"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99212,"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99059\/revisions\/99212"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/99078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99059"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhm.nl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=99059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}