Dude heeft de slechtste verjaardag in de geschiedenis van de verjaardagen

Redactie 17 mrt 2015 Entertainment

Je verjaardag blijft een van de leukste dagen van het jaar. Je bent misschien niet meer zo zenuwachtig als toen je nog een klein ventje was, maar gefeliciteerd worden, cadeautjes krijgen en taart eten blijft altijd gezellig. Als je een vriendinnetje hebt ligt er nog een leuke bonus voor je in het verschiet ook. Het vriendinnetje van deze chef moest werken op de verjaardag van haar vriendje, dus besloten ze het samen een dag later te vieren. De jarige job moest zichzelf maar vermaken. Niks aan de hand zou je denken. Niet dus. Op Reddit deelde Redditor dreamingofaplace zijn zeer genaaide verhaal…

All right, so this just happened to me and I am so embarrassed. Today’s my birthday and my girlfriend and I were supposed to go out, but she had to pick up an extra shift at work, so we both decided to celebrate my birthday tomorrow. It was a boring night and I had nothing to do but stream Netflix, so what’s the next best thing? I decided to watch some porn to pass by time before I sleep. My roommate is gone for the weekend, so I was able to masturbate freely.

As I was getting into it, I hear the front door open. I heard the voice of my roommate echoing through the walls. I was sure he heard my sexual moans. Instead of stopping, I decided to continue masturbating making all these sounds. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time in my room, but my roommate doesn’t seem to care too much, so I decided to let my roommate believe I was with my girlfriend. It’s better than masturbating, right? All of a sudden, I heard a door slam. I dismissed it and continued to masturbate.

10 minutes later, I received a text from my girlfriend.

Girlfriend: it’s over

Me: What?

Girlfriend: I can’t believe you…I was going to surprise you. I never want to see you again.

5 minutes later, my roommate texted me… Roommate: That’s messed up, man.

Me: What did I do? Roommate: You had another girl in your room.

That’s when I realised that my roommate and girlfriend thought that I was with another girl in my room. She’s not responding to my texts.

Oké, dit is geflashed. Hij deed dus alsof hij met z’n vriendin was, maar toen z’n vriendin hem wilde verrassen leek het net alsof hij een andere chick aan het batsen was. Zie dat maar eens op te lossen. Maar het verhaal wordt erger…

Update 1: Wow, today is just not my day. It’s also Friday the 13th. I got a text back from her telling me that it was okay that I cheated on her because she also had a moment of weakness a month ago when she cheated on it. I don’t know how to take this right now.

Update 2: She cheated on me with my roommate. Supposedly they were heading back to my place together to fuck. I told my roommate that I would be out with another friend celebrating my birthday for the night, so it looks like my roommate and girlfriend took the opportunity to fuck while I was gone. Little did they know that I decided to stay home.

Heel veel harder kun je niet genaaid worden. Verjaardag officieel naar de klote.

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